During the drive, Laura taunts the other children because she won a backstage pass, which particularly annoys Junior. Bob briefly loses control of the van after being hit in the back of the head by a guitar, and Laura loses ticket in the chaos. To make matters worse, soon afterwards a porcupine shoots out two of the vans tires, and the van veers off the road and careens down a hill, stopping short of a river. In a nearby restaurant, Bob blames Dad Asparagus for the crash and Junior tells Laura losing her pass was her own fault. Junior is met by The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything, who tell Junior he was being rather tough on his friend and encourage him to show some compassion. To illustrate their point, they tell all the Veggies a story about a man of God named Jonah. Jonah is a Prophet of ancient Israel who goes from town to town delivering Gods messages. One night, God asks him to deliver a message to Nineveh however, Jonah is unwilling to preach a word of repentance to the corrupt Ninevites and instead tries to flee from the Lord by having The Pirates sail him to Tarshish. After leaving port, a guilt stricken Jonah goes below deck to rest where he meets a salesman caterpillar named Khalil, who agrees to go with Jonah to sell his merchandise. After experiencing a nightmare, Jonah awakens to find the ship beset by a great storm. Captain Pa Grape concludes the storm has been sent because God is angry at someone on the ship. The group decides to play Go Fish to divine who is at fault. Jonah loses the game and is forced to walk the plank and as soon as Jonah is off the ship, the skies clear. The Pirates attempt to reel Jonah back in, but before they can do so, Jonah is swallowed by a giant whale. The pirates attack the whale using a cannon with a bowling ball as ammo. The whale swallows the ball which Khalil is hiding in, disgorges Jonahs lifebelt, and swims away. Inside the belly of the whale, Khalil finds a grieving Jonah and the pair are soon visited by a host of Gods angels, who explain if Jonah repents, God will grant him a second chance. Upon repenting, Jonah and Khalil are spit up onto the shore, where they ride Jonahs camel Reginald to Nineveh. After Jonah is denied entrance to the city, the Pirates appear, explaining they won the Mr. Twistys Twisted Cheese Curls sweepstakes which grants them free access to Nineveh where they are produced. The group is soon arrested after Larry tries to steal the Kings Cheese Curls and are sentenced to death. As a last request, they are granted an audience with King Twistomer. Jonah then delivers the message given to him by God the Ninevites should immediately repent of their ways forever or Nineveh will be destroyed King Twistomer and the Ninevites quickly agree. Still expecting God to destroy Nineveh for their past sins, Jonah watches and waits from a distance in the hot sun. God provides a plant to shade Jonah, only for Khalil to eat a single leaf off the plant, which kills it. Jonah laments the dead plant, and Khalil is disappointed Jonah shows compassion for a plant, but not the Ninevites. Khalil then tries to explain God is compassionate and merciful and that he wants to give everyone, both Israelites and non Israelites, a second chance. Jonah refuses to accept this and states it would be better if he was dead. The story ends with Khalil and Reginald leaving Jonah to his sulking. Back in the present day, the Veggies are disappointed in the anti climactic ending, but come to understand the point of the story God wants everybody to show compassion and mercy, even to those that do not seem to deserve it. Twippo then appears in the restaurant unexpectedly and offers to give everybody a lift to the concert, while Bob forgives Dad Asparagus and Junior gives his Twippo ticket to Laura. The film ends with a song and the arrival of a tow truck driver, who is none other than Khalil. Voice casteditBilly Joe Mc. GuffreyBald BunnySteak and ShrimpThe Pirates Who Dont Do Anything, sung by Relient KMessage from the LordIt Cannot BeSecond Chances, sung by AnointedJonah Was a ProphetIn the Belly of the Whale, sung by NewsboysThe Credits Song end credits onlyBilly Joe Mc. Guffrey Single Version, sung by Chris Rice soundtrack onlyReceptioneditBased on 5. Rotten Tomatoes, Jonah has a 6. The sites consensus reads, Jonah teaches wholesome messages to children in a funny, bouncy package. Metacritic, which assigns a normalized rating out of 1. In 2. 00. 8, Universal Pictures and Big Idea, Inc. Jonah A Veggie. Tales Movie called The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything A Veggie. Tales Movie. It was the first movie from Big Idea that wasnt animated by Big Idea most of the animation was produced at Starz Animation. Romantic Horror Movies The Pirates Who Don`T Do Anything. Larry, Pa Grape, and Mr. Lunt as The Pirates Who Dont Do Anything were the only returning characters from Jonah, and the movie made no reference to the previous film. ReferenceseditExternal linksedit.